Introduction.

This is a really interesting blog, written down by us, but spoken by other people, who will remain completely anonymous. Now I know, I said 'us' but that is because there are two of us. I (who is writing this) go by "The Notebook Girl." (I'm not sure if it's spelled correctly, but I always carry a notebook around, which is why I'm called that...but you can also call me 'myu', 'pia', or 'langka', which is Tagalog for Jackfruit, my fruit name.) The other contributor (I haven't added her yet) is "The Abnormal Watermelon." (You can call her Nalyn, which is her semi-real name, or Melon, her fruit name.) I'm probably going to be the main contributor onto this. I go around more than Nalyn does anyway, and I hear more interesting conversations. But 'conversations'? Yeah, we'll get to that later.

We are two people who think that when you listen closely, such amazing things will reach your ears.

Now, we know you might be thinking about nature, and birds and crickets chirping, and whatnot, but really, we aren't.

We live in the city, and the glorious noises, which we admit, can be nuisances at times, are the sounds of cars rushing by, the alarming sirens that blare from:
A. a police chase
B. a fire
C. an ambulance
On rare occasions, you hear the sound of a car screeching, or "drifting," and several times, you hear old oriental ladies bickering as they walk along your street. Most common of all are the sounds of the Public buses wheeling by.

But we're students, who go to school, so we hear kids screaming, food fights starting, really loud music from a person nearby's earphones, cell phones ringing, and people talking nonsense. Our favorite is the people talking nonsense.

Several times when dozens of students are gathered together, we find that it is interesting to listen to their conversations. Whenever we do listen, we catch random glimpses of conversations, that when pieced together, makes something utterly entertaining and random.
We hope you read this, and ...maybe laugh, and just please be entertained.
This isn't stalking, by the way, since we're only writing down the things we hear whenever we're in an assembly, or perhaps PE. We like to call this thing a hobby. But we do enjoy stalking...